im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
My 28lb cat and my 31lb daughter
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
imagine being in a band and turning up to high school reunions like ‘hey fuckers i’m famous’